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Jmac0585 - Jun 21, 2013 2:34pm, #246873

I think you already did, Icon... Now we need some Koreans in the neighborhood to eat the dogs...

Jmac0585 - Dec 4, 2012 5:10pm, #241210

I saw this walking to lunch today, and I wondered how many cats had marked this as their territory...

Jmac0585 - Jul 23, 2012 3:47pm, #237547

Looks familiar... 59974

Jmac0585 - Mar 13, 2012 1:31pm, #231232

My weapons-grade awesomeness is needed elsewhere on the internets!

Jmac0585 - Mar 13, 2012 1:07pm, #231229

Why shouldn't he? Thank you, Coombsy007. "I've been out walking, I don't do to much talking, these days..."

Jmac0585 - May 3, 2011 9:36am, #217954

How bout we make a few posters, and realize how easy it is to make a mistake before we criticize someone else.

Jmac0585 - Apr 26, 2011 9:43pm, #217431

To be honest, I don't know hockey.

Jmac0585 - Feb 3, 2011 11:50am, #211546

What is up with my man in the aluminum top hat?

Jmac0585 - Feb 3, 2011 11:50am, #211545

What is up with my man in the aluminum top hat?

Jmac0585 - Feb 3, 2011 10:57am, #211542

5/5/5/5/5 Funny...

Jmac0585 - Feb 3, 2011 10:56am, #211541

5/5/5/5/5 Funny...

Jmac0585 - Feb 3, 2011 10:55am, #211540


Jmac0585 - Feb 3, 2011 10:53am, #211539

Me too. Bring on the Zeds... just as soon as I get that missile silo/house bought.

Jmac0585 - Feb 3, 2011 10:52am, #211538

I see three pieces of plastic trash.

Jmac0585 - Feb 2, 2011 4:20pm, #211450

*not an advertisement* This is strong Culos.

Jmac0585 - Dec 27, 2010 1:17pm, #208414

@Stale- Sorry, I forgot, the eighth grade is out of school for the next few weeks. Might want to go back to the shallow end. Or read the rules.

Jmac0585 - Dec 2, 2010 9:31am, #205071

It should have said "OH MY!" instead of OMG. Excellent observation on any end.

Jmac0585 - Dec 2, 2010 9:28am, #205069

LunarG- You are wrong. If it mattered to them enought, they would have already done the exercise and diet. They like being obese, therefore, they are quitters. Quitters are never acceptable. Except for smoking. And Ignorance. And stupidity.

Jmac0585 - Oct 19, 2010 4:04pm, #198977


Jmac0585 - Sep 23, 2010 10:14am, #195138

That is kind of how it was caught.

Jmac0585 - Aug 27, 2010 10:06am, #191051

Solid advice. 5

Jmac0585 - Aug 18, 2010 10:31am, #189867

Only took two years for someone to get it.

Jmac0585 - Jun 24, 2010 6:41pm, #181581

Sorry to hear Just me. Mine isn't going to be around a whole lot longer.

Jmac0585 - Jun 15, 2010 9:13am, #180416

4th from the left. I can't quite tell if it's a Remington 700 or a Savage.

Jmac0585 - Jun 15, 2010 9:12am, #180415

Jingle - He has a nice bolt action already, but for the price a good M-44 would not be a bad idea, if for nothing else, to trade for some guys 17-year old daughter... ERR UHH I mean his truck, yeah... his truck... or some gold.

Jmac0585 - Jun 15, 2010 9:09am, #180414

If that LP isn't 'shopped, it was well spotted!

Jmac0585 - Jun 15, 2010 9:08am, #180413

Good back scratching = good for*****.

Jmac0585 - Jun 15, 2010 9:05am, #180412

A well-armed society is a polite and considerate society.

Jmac0585 - Jun 14, 2010 3:19pm, #180332

1L, get over it... Sucks, huh?

Jmac0585 - Jun 14, 2010 10:26am, #180283

Second one in a week from me where I took the ph**o. #106158

Jmac0585 - Jun 14, 2010 10:02am, #180277

All the time. Facts can be a real downer.

Jmac0585 - Jun 14, 2010 10:02am, #180276

HOFer! HOFer! Well... the "F"er part is right anyway. Thanks you everyone. My dog, whom I have had since 1997 is starting to look way too much like the one in the bottom half. That's gonna suck sour lemons.

Jmac0585 - Jun 14, 2010 9:56am, #180275

Love this pic.

Jmac0585 - Jun 14, 2010 9:54am, #180274

Me too.

Jmac0585 - Jun 11, 2010 12:32pm, #179912

LD0ne - Way too.

Jmac0585 - Jun 11, 2010 12:28pm, #179911

How'd I miss this classic? 5L!

Jmac0585 - Jun 11, 2010 12:10pm, #179908

Tokin, you win. 5L

Jmac0585 - Jun 11, 2010 11:10am, #179907

Pig are also vengeful, will bite the same person who harmed them days or weeks later in retaliation, they also produce a higher edible weight vs. live weight ratio than beef or lamb. All this= more mean bacon. 5L, sir.

Jmac0585 - Jun 11, 2010 10:39am, #179906

Thanks C. I have only ever tried to kill one person in my life, so I didn't want to stay there that long.

Jmac0585 - Jun 11, 2010 10:20am, #179902

So can ignoring safety and security regulations. Get back on your all-steel High-wheeler bike from the 1880s and pedal yourself back to your log cabin. We're running a realistic civilization over here.

Jmac0585 - Jun 11, 2010 10:14am, #179900

If you will excuse me I have to go take purell shower, and gargle with isopropyl alcohol.

Jmac0585 - Jun 11, 2010 10:12am, #179899

Urine is sterile. Not that that helps. At all.

Jmac0585 - Jun 11, 2010 9:53am, #179898

Can I get at least one more vote... I don't like murder (I am sitting on 187).

Jmac0585 - Jun 11, 2010 9:51am, #179897

HA! I know how to beat this, go to a decimal place, 1.4.. x3... Ohhh... Dammit! Well... it was a fine film...

Jmac0585 - May 6, 2010 11:14am, #174888

What is the HOF threshold? 200 votes?

Jmac0585 - May 6, 2010 11:12am, #174887


Jmac0585 - May 5, 2010 11:33am, #174718

One of those rare occasions that not only Management is correct, but I have no desire to argue.

Jmac0585 - May 5, 2010 11:30am, #174717

If you gave this less than a 5, you need a friend. Apparently someone has, therefore that someone is a bad, bad person.

Jmac0585 - May 5, 2010 11:01am, #174716


Jmac0585 - May 4, 2010 10:56am, #174610

I member when she was the world's h**test chick. I still wouldn't kicker her out now, though.

Jmac0585 - Apr 28, 2010 10:15am, #173816


Jmac0585 - Apr 27, 2010 3:21pm, #173744

He let his wife talk before him? No, sir. She had it right.

Jmac0585 - Apr 23, 2010 10:07am, #173121

That's what ra**lisberger thought. Twice.

Jmac0585 - Apr 23, 2010 9:56am, #173120

The question is: Which is the best and which is the worst?

Jmac0585 - Apr 23, 2010 9:47am, #173119

But another poster with Jules? I don't know if you could justify the disk space. I think he was trying to be clever. But then again, the South was trying to... nope, nothing to be gained there. Question a mod? Maybe, but an invitation for self ***? No.

Jmac0585 - Apr 23, 2010 9:44am, #173118

* s/b "Hoping Cubby's carcass"

Jmac0585 - Apr 23, 2010 9:43am, #173117

Off screen: Cluos actually giving the quote to Cubby as edification, hoping his hoping Cubby's carcass will satisfy six... "mouth's all dry... sun is h**... water is cool... you still got your quicks, Cub..."

Jmac0585 - Apr 23, 2010 9:39am, #173115

I didn't see this as racist. I didn't see it as funny, either. But calling out a moderator isn't a good idea, especially in a foreign language, where I gotta use a translator to know what you are inviting them to do.

Jmac0585 - Apr 23, 2010 9:35am, #173114

Enjoy hell, A-hole.

Jmac0585 - Apr 22, 2010 6:52pm, #173022

It's something you cannot understand unless you have lived there.

Jmac0585 - Apr 22, 2010 5:11pm, #173016

I hope whatever lame state you live in doesn't go bankrupt.

Jmac0585 - Apr 20, 2010 11:28am, #172544

If you have a time machine, why do you need abortion tickets?

Jmac0585 - Apr 15, 2010 4:16pm, #171506

May I recommend posters: 66651 & 71206

Jmac0585 - Apr 15, 2010 4:12pm, #171504

I sure am. http://www.motifake.com/comments/61676

Jmac0585 - Apr 6, 2010 9:27am, #169955

The Motifake guy is off camera because he wasn't funny enough.

Jmac0585 - Apr 2, 2010 10:06am, #168836

I had considered that, but decided to go with the nazis on this, given Castro is a communist and all. Save it, I know they weren't the same thing.

Jmac0585 - Apr 2, 2010 10:04am, #168834

Oh... Mr.Canada... Right this way we have the extra-h** room reserved for your eternity... 5L, though. Does that mean I'll be next door?

Jmac0585 - Apr 1, 2010 5:01pm, #168686

With all due respect sir, how do you think I got here?

Jmac0585 - Mar 31, 2010 12:23pm, #168371

Wives... who needs 'em! What was that?? I gotta go...

Jmac0585 - Mar 31, 2010 11:58am, #168367

I agree, go get 'er Jake.

Jmac0585 - Mar 30, 2010 5:57pm, #168159

That is because AZ is pragmatic. In other words, they rule.

Jmac0585 - Mar 30, 2010 10:54am, #168076

I'd rather take my chances on the radioactive spider bite, myself.

Jmac0585 - Mar 30, 2010 9:48am, #168053

I just appreciate that the satire in this was appreciated.

Jmac0585 - Mar 30, 2010 9:48am, #168052

As someone who pays property taxes in Texas, I too approve the amsomeness of this message.

Jmac0585 - Mar 26, 2010 6:53pm, #167044

I told my ol' lady I'd bring a date to her funeral.

Jmac0585 - Mar 26, 2010 6:33pm, #167038

Very true. That's why I asked for a list of who voted for what on each poster, so you'd have to own it anytime you bombed someone.

Jmac0585 - Mar 26, 2010 6:16pm, #167031

If I wanted to be reminded of things I'd never have, I'd look at some of Cubby's posters.

Jmac0585 - Mar 26, 2010 6:15pm, #167030

It has nothing to do with them not liking the poster. They are Ace-holes with a personal vendetta. No matter what you do, they will bomb your poster, no matter how funny, witty or full of win it is.

Jmac0585 - Mar 26, 2010 5:21pm, #167004

TTH, that is how you know you are making a point. Some lackey goes and drops an ace on you. Anonymous cowards... 5 from me, though.

Jmac0585 - Mar 26, 2010 5:19pm, #167002

Gamdhi never taught a kindergarten class. Children can be the meanest creatures on the planet.

Jmac0585 - Mar 26, 2010 5:16pm, #166999

Uncle Ted in 2012.

Jmac0585 - Mar 26, 2010 5:13pm, #166998

The best thing to do, I find, is try to remember where you had it last, and retrace from there.

Jmac0585 - Mar 26, 2010 2:47pm, #166978

Ironic: A guy with the handle of a guy that stood by and watched an earth-like planet get blown up, posted this.

Jmac0585 - Mar 25, 2010 5:42pm, #166845

TOC is correct. If you are unfamiliar with "tags" use this as a manual.

Jmac0585 - Mar 15, 2010 12:25pm, #164950

Only Moo+ has more unnecessary key strokes. Other wise it'd be a 4+.

Jmac0585 - Mar 10, 2010 10:45am, #163639

Dammit, you don't come on here waving the promises of delicious pie before me, and then run out without delivering the goods. Shame on you, you tricky tempter!

Jmac0585 - Mar 10, 2010 10:44am, #163638

It's been like over 5 minutes, where's my friggin' pie?

Jmac0585 - Mar 10, 2010 10:38am, #163635

What kind? Cherry or apple for me. No cake.

Jmac0585 - Mar 10, 2010 10:26am, #163631

Learning to ignore dopes will help. There are a couple of folks on here I wouldn't care to meet in person, but they can make some really funny posters. You need to be able to separate the two. You need to make good posters, too. or else you suck, loser.

Jmac0585 - Mar 10, 2010 10:23am, #163630

gone to a couple a week, and not trying to make posters for the sake of making a poster. TTH is right, the more you make, the more chances you have to get hammered. I never have understood hating on someone's work for them, as opposed to the poster.

Jmac0585 - Mar 10, 2010 10:23am, #163629

that is funnier than their stuff, and/or they hate a particular person. Sounds like every other organization that you can possibly belong to. Really good and original posters will win. I used to make several posters a day. Too many of them sucked. I have

Jmac0585 - Mar 10, 2010 10:23am, #163628

To an extent, all posters are Objectively funny, and at the same time, subjectively funny. That is why the top rated poster changes almost weekly. That is not to say it won't stay at 4.25+ forever, but there are always the 1L-Timmys that hate anything

Jmac0585 - Mar 10, 2010 10:22am, #163627

Arguing on here with anyone is like going out to a wooden fence and telling it that block walls rule, and it being a fence made of dead trees sucks. You'll make as much headway in changing the fence's self-esteem as you will get through to someone on here

Jmac0585 - Mar 5, 2010 5:26pm, #161982

5L for you.

Jmac0585 - Mar 4, 2010 12:17pm, #161681

BTW- thanks for my first tribute poster.

Jmac0585 - Mar 4, 2010 12:12pm, #161680

You missing the horrid knee-high socks with short-shorts.

Jmac0585 - Mar 4, 2010 9:18am, #161672

Wow. I need to calm down. Soccer wishes it was the amsomeness that hockey is.

Jmac0585 - Mar 4, 2010 9:17am, #161671

Soccer, all you need is a cheap, $3 ball, and 21 other A-holes that can't catch, throw, hit, tackle, shoot, or pass AND weren't fast enough for track. Even roller hockey gear is much more expensive.

Jmac0585 - Mar 4, 2010 9:15am, #161670

I do agree whole-heartedly with CANADA, soccer is an inferior sport. The reason Hockey isn't as popular in America as soccer is two fold, The expense of the gear needed to play, and the necessity of ice. Ice is tough to come by in some places @ some times

Jmac0585 - Mar 4, 2010 9:12am, #161668

P.S. I don't care about hockey, or any other winter Olympic sport, but I do want my country to win everything, all time. If you think that attitude is wrong, then maybe you should move to a country that engenders that feeling in you.